Aw yes the mom brain, if you are a mom you know exactly what I am talking about and have probably had this on more occasions then you care to admit. For those of you who do not have kids or the men reading this, what is mom brain you ask, well if I had to describe it, it is like a brain fart and blond moment (no offense to blonds I didn't come up with the term but will use it to help explain mom brain) all rolled into one and way more epic CIMH. It is when a mom does or says something and then goes what the heck was that or what in the world did I just do lol.
Well I had a mom brain moment a few minuets ago and thought hey that seems blog worthy :) it is getting close to lunch time and both Koolaid containers are empty. We make two different flavors at a time since Renae and Allie can never seem to agree on what flavor they want. So I tell Allie to go pick out a flavor for her and one that she knows Renae would like. She does and brings them back to me. I pour the sugar in each container, then open up the lemonlime and pour it in one container. Then I proceed to open up the blackcherry and pour it in a container. Well I look down and to late I poured the blackcherry into the same container I had just poured the lemonlime in. DULP major palm to the face moment... Well I am like crap what do I do, I don't want to just pour it out, that waste money, might only be $.50 worth but hey when you are on a budget every penny counts... So I look at Allie and tell her what I did and ask her if she wants to try the two koolaids together and she gives me a big smile and says "YEAH"... cimh love kids. So I did just that, mixed the two up and divided them between the two containers and now we have lemonlimeblackcherry koolaid... and surprising enough Allie and Morgan liked it and sucked it down. Now when Renae comes home I am sure I will get a yuck no I don't like it and she won't even try it. but at least I didn't waste any money with my mom brain.
So now on to some funny things my kids have said. I have been meaning to blog about them but haven't... well... been in a blogging mood. So the first one starts out in GNC. Justin was out of one of his supplements so we decided to make a pitstop when we were on our adventure last Tuesday. Next thing we know here comes Renae holding a 5 hour energy drink and says "Hear Daddy, if you get tired at work you can drink this." All we could do was bust out laughing, even the sales clerk could not keep a straight face. Apparently my kid watches to much TV lol
Another shorter story the girls were practicing their running and one time they are crouched down in the race starting position like they do in track races and Renae says "Runners, start your feet!" and they took off running... again to much TV more specifically Nascar if such a thing as to much Nascar existed CIMH.
Now this last one I will start out by apologizing for the particular word I am going to use but I have to use it to get the entire story across. We had just got done eating dinner and Jenna and Elizabeth had joined us that night for dinner and a movie. Justin, Jenna and I are still sitting at the table visiting when Allie runs in from the play room, she runs up to the table and says "Nigga Poop" All three of us freeze and look at each other like what did she just say???? I asked Allie "WHAT???" and she says again "Nigga Poop." So I am racking my brain like what is she talking about where in the world would she hear that and she says it one more time and I realize she is trying to say Ninkum poop. Needless to say we all busted out laughing and I was relieved when we realized what she trying to say...
Thanks for reading my blog, hope you had some laughs now go forth in peace and prosper and try not to have to many mom brain moments. :)
