Monday, November 11, 2013

Kids say and do the funniest things…


This blog is just a few things that has gone on, and conversations that have happened between the girls and us that made us laugh and I thought were worth sharing. Hope you enjoy and just remember I can’t control what comes out of my kids mouths cimh.


Conversation with Renae and Allie:

While giving the girls a bath Renae looks at my shirt and says “Mommy what does that say?”
Me- “This is what and Awesome Mom looks like.”

Renae “But you don’t look awesome” ,
Me “Thanks Renae, you are a jerk”

Allie “I love your shirt mommy and I think you’re awesome”

Renae “I’m not a jerk, but you don’t look awesome, you can’t fly.”

Me – “What does flying have to do with anything”

Renae – “Airplanes can fly and they are awesome”

I proceed to walk out with my head hanging down lol so apparently I am awesome to Allie, but because I can’t fly I am not awesome to Renae. Got to love the logic of kids. CIMH


Now here is a funny thing that happened with Renae.
It was time for Renae to head off to school. Well it was a bit chilly out so I told her to pick a jacket, green or purple. Well she picked the purple one, which she had left on the floor in the exercise room. So I proceeded to pick it up and shake it cause, not even sure why I shook it but I just did. Well needless to say I am glad I did cause one of those wolf spiders fell out. (shivers and shutters at the thought of a spider) So I had to squish a spider. 

I then checked the jacket inside and out and it was spider free. I tried to hand it to Renae and she backed up and told me she wasn’t going to wear it till I cleaned it. The funny part is I would have done the same thing. CIMH No way am I putting on an article of clothing that just had a spider in it. Ugh! Thought it was funny how kids can be so much like us.


Cute one with Morgan..OMG I love my kids. Morgan walks in the living room and grabs a crayon out of Allies crayon box where Allie was coloring pictures on the entertainment center. Well she grabs the crayon and starts heading towards her play room. Justin says “Why are crayons going to that room” and Morgan looks at us and panics drops the crayon and runs. Lol It was hilarious, you may have had to be here but it definitely cracked us up.

And the last one for the blog today, the winner of the funniest and most embarrassing thing from my kids goes to Allie… We are shopping in Wal-mart and I needed syrup so we are on that aisle and there are a few other people (strangers) on that aisle and Allie and Renae are sitting in the buggy. Well Allie very loudly tells Renae “Look at that big fat lady”

OMG My face was so red and I immediately lean in and tell Allie that’s not nice we don’t call people fat. Grab my syrup and scurry away. The entire time trying not to crack a smile or bust out laughing. We finally make it out of sight and ear shot and I just lean over to hide my face from Allie, cause I don’t want her to think calling someone fat is cute despite my urge to die laughing at the way she said. So innocently… and as I am hiding my face Renae tells me “don’t cry mommy” I just responded “ok.” So we spent the rest of the shopping trip avoiding the lady. And in Allies defense she was a pretty big lady. I just hope she realizes Allie is just a little kid and didn’t take offense to it.

Well that is just a few things that have happened with the girls to make us laugh, hope you got a laugh out of them as much as we did J

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